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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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