so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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