I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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