Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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