yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
