You work out of a Hotel?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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