I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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