why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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