My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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