We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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