Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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