You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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