On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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