I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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