Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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