Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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