you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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