I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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