I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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