But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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