what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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