Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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