We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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