Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
