Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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