I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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