Whod you bang
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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