I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Let's get the cat blown out
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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