giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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