I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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