im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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