I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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