doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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