Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We need a shit load of segways right now
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