Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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