wat bout pragnant strippers??
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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