somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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