are you still at the devil's house?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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