Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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