Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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