i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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