yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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