great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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