Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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