Don't you send me to vm
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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