How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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