we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We left an ass print on the piano.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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