with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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