Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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