Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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