So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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