What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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