I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
