Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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