People with herpes should wear stickers.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You ate ashes out of my bong
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