Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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