i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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