Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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